By Sweevie and Tartis

RuWoman.
RuPaul:
How do you have sex - as a man or a woman? And if you have sex with another drag queen, are you the man or the woman or both? Or do you switch back and forth depending on the position?
When you drive do you drive as a man or a woman? If you like to speed, do you find it is easier to do it as a woman because that way if you are stopped by a cop, you can get out of the ticket by flashing your boobs?
Do you catch like a girl or boy?
When you fight do you fight like this (arms swinging wildly like, say, Pamela Anderson) or like this (punching hard like, oh I dunno, Mike Tyson)?
Ever consider a voice transplant? We've always been amazed that you sound exactly the same as a man or a woman.

RuMan.
Say you are at a baseball game, and you are dressed like a woman and you want to go to the bathroom. Do you stand in the long line to the women’s bathroom, or do you just whip off the wig, wipe off the mascara and jump in the line to the men’s bathroom?
Bathroom: sit or stand?
Horses: straddle or side-saddle?
How would you start your personal ad? (e.g., ___ in search of ____?)
If you had a baby, and you hired a caretaker and it was a man, just for fun would you make him dress up like a woman? We would.
Why are you so damn pretty?
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Signed
Tartis and Sweevie