Friends, colleagues, well-wishers, comrades, fellow bloggers, pervs, future and present stalkers:
I see my website like a television station that broadcasts stimulating programming that aims to inspire readers to laugh or cry. I blog what I like and what interests me, and I hope it interests others. I check it daily just to see what the comments are (if there are any) and which and what type of blog entries tend to capture the imaginations of the skillions of eyeballs that scan stevengfullwood.org on the daily.
Ok, well, no that's not exactly what I want to say, so let me begin again.
READ MY FUCKING BLOG ALL THE WAY THROUGH EACH AND EVERY FUCKING DAY AND MAKE COMMENTS SO I CAN STOP WONDERING IF YOU GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR! AND IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE COMMENTS...well, then just tap on the date below the entry you want to make a comment about, and then fill out the form.
Ok, that's not it either. I'll try one more time.
I am still getting the hang of this website thing. And I think of myself as creative and hilarious. So riddle me this, Batman:
Don't the Cayman Islands sound great? Maybe you should read about it and see. I'll tell you why I am feeling it in a week or so. No, not right now. Just wait. I promise it'll be worth your time. I know it will be worth mine.
Just Some Pretty Flowers - Dontcha like pretty flowers? Then tell me why you didn't tell me "wow, those are some pretty flowers, Steven, thank you, thank you"? Why?
The Problem with Fucking You - Did you get this poem? Does it suck or something? Really, you can tell me. I don't care. I am too fucking brilliant to REALLY care. Did you like the marquee thingee? Bear with me as I learn html. I am still fairly impressed with little things like words floating across the screen. Aren't you?
I think I may have offended an acquaintance of mine with that poem. Particularly with the title.
Oh well.
What I Have to Look Forward To - Come on, can't you see me in a devil costume at 65? I sure can. It's my one ambition in life to stand there brandishing a trident and marinating in my Depends.
Why Do You Publish - Lisa - Isn't she fly? Well, fucking SAY so. It ain't easy running a publishing company, you know.
HUH? - Real People. Real Questions. Real Stupid - Did you laugh at this entry? Ok, if you don't think that it was funny, try reading each line with your father's voice. Trust me, it'll be hilarious! These are the type of questions I think my father would ask RuPaul. Kinda crass, but silly for silly's sake. Get it?
From the Vault: Pure Polyamorous Pleasure - Hmmm.
After blogging for about two months now, I seem to get the most responses when I give up the booty (talk about sex) or display some guts (talk about being depressed.)
Is that all that folks wanna read from or about me?
If that's the case then...
...find a site where you can read the blogs of broken-down, beat-up, scared -assed, closeted, popular culture-obsessed, troglodyte NEgro victims cuz he not here...
no, he not here...
But if you wanna stick around get it uncut and raw, check me out.
Cuz from here on in, I ain't using no condom....
Monday, September 29, 2003 @ 08:47 PMhello stevengFULLWOOD...i check u periodically but sometimes is don't leave comments. i am sure there are a lot of people who do the same...maybe you need a tracker to determine if your witty commentary is reaching the masses!
Posted by kevinrscott / on Oct 2 @ 3:07 PMyo...
i guess i will have to start reading this one everyday. but i'll save genuflecting for church. however that thread in steven's post was mad funny too. i'm not bold enough to post ish like that. i'm one of those blog-groupies that love people that have some more-than-decent web-design skills and actually can write. which seems to be the case here. i humbly accept posts on my sites as pat-on-the-head acknowledgement that it was read. my site meter used to only spike when i linked other popular bloggers. posts/replies also are rarely relevant unless i pose a question. but no, i'm not going to post every time. sometimes nothing else needs to be said.
but i'll try to read u everyday...
Posted by onye / on Oct 2 @ 2:41 PMIn No Time Lose Those Thighs and Shrink Extra Inches!!!
More info soon.
You think you got jokes?
Posted by Marvin K. White / on Oct 1 @ 6:59 PMi want to be president of the steven g fullwood fan club! unless that poem was about me...then forget it...i never liked you anyway. [smile]
hmmm...to me,your sense of humor is like a stanley kubrick film...really smart(nerdy) people get it, relatively intelligent people think it's just pretty and like to watch, fake intellectuals just smile and nod then sneak off to try and do a google search for the punchline/meaning, and the rest...well...u know.
love u. and ur ego too. [smile some more]
travis
Posted by travis / on Oct 1 @ 6:15 PMLloyd: I cry tears...of LAUGHTER! Bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha. Ha.
Court: What do I want? What DO I want? I want your FUCKING SOUL! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Hee-hee.
Derrick: Stevenite meeting this month in Harlem. No underwear necessary.
Christopher David: Say what you wanna when you wanna say it. Just say the shit often!
Donya: You's making me feel mighty REAL!
Damond: You better be reading every goddamned day. Now genuflect!
J. Brotherlove: See Derrick comment above - it applies to you.
Christopher:
I start every day w/Starbucks and Steven. However, since you asked, I thought The Problem with Fucking You poem sucked - the big one! There I said it. Are ya happy now? Huh? Are ya? :)
Posted by Lloyd / on Sep 30 @ 8:17 PMSteven,
I didn't realize that there was an expectation that this blog was to be interactive. I thought this was an exercise in pure exhibitionism a virtual ego stroke, cultural narcissism. Isn't it enough that we are reading, laughing out loud, kissing our teeth, grinning with recognition, or silently nodding our heads in affirmation? Do we now need to tell you how fabulous you are and how engaged we are by the pieces you write, the folks you profile? I'm already reading this at work! How much more work do you want from me?
Keep bloggin,
Court
Steven,
Okay- I am going to add to the ego- I think you are hilarious! I read your blog everyday. My favorites thus far are "A Man Who Likes Pie Too Much"(I was at work laughing out loud) & "Today I will not think about...(lucid introspection). Most of time I don't comment but I am reading all the time. I just became a Stevenite about 2 months ago so I am still programming my mind into its latest mode. Yes, I am proudly a future stalker! :)
Ah-ight, so I loved the poem but I didn't comment.
I thought the devil shit was funny too, but I didn't comment.
I LOVED the write-up on Lisa (met her once, and got a signed copy of her book---yessssss!!!) and finally got her web address, but I didn't comment.
I even dug todays blog, and look, I commented. Why? *Shrugs* Maybe because some "blogs" seem like they have an undisclosed "friend only" comment box attached, and so the rest of us feel like we're peeking through someone's private shit.
But, now that I know I'm welcomed, I'll comment more often...that is, if I feel like it...I do have that right, right?
Posted by Christopher David / on Sep 30 @ 3:34 PMLove the website!!! Reading your blogs are a constructive use of my time at work. Have I told you that you are brilliant??!! Have I said that Erykah Badu's new CD is the effin' bomb??!!Stay up, Stay true...
Peace,
Donya
I read your blog everyday but I don't feel like I have to comment on missing watches and poems that wip accross the page, I see Candy god is upset....keep keepin on..and what are you a travel page now.....
Posted by Damond Haynes / on Sep 30 @ 10:30 AMWell, it's about fuckin' time you got down to the nitty gritty. All you really need is spit and determination. Bring it on!
Posted by j. brotherlove / on Sep 30 @ 10:08 AM